mostly-funnytwittertweets:

animentality:

thelilnan:

i think they should be friends

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

jiubilant:

jiubilant:

come to dawnstar we have…snow. we have grueling labor in the mines. big nightmare cult upslope there

bringing dawnstar’s cult count up to three

freakwiththeknifecollection:

yellenabelova:

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

ssundiall:

begging youtube to let me block channels so i never have to see them again

catchymemes:

inusagimimi:

aquariums would get sooo much more money if they stopped making all the plushies just sharks and seals and turtles. you can do better. show me the sturgeon. the coelacanth. the trout

(via unfriendlymoth)

dystopiansocietystraw:

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

(via unfriendlymoth)

daily–cats:

dasloddl:

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cheesy-cryptid:

Sharing a recent commission that holds a very special place in my heart 🥹🫶

My commissions are still open!!

sovietnam:

psychotic-gerard:

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button