bacoose:

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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yamujiburo:

Gift for Delia

everythingfox:

Race track

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everythingfox:

He is innocent

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evilscientist3:

purplegfdgirl:

wizardshark:

jame7t:

evilscientist3:

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

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my-kawaii–world:

♡♡ Cat Paws Fancy Cups ♡♡

thickness-protection-program:

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

sanitymakesposts:

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

red-twist:

powerburial:

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lesbian-toddhoward:

donuteater13:

Reblog to kill it faster

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bgm05:

bgm05:

obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it’s getting gently stroked on the head

My animal

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flakes-girlfriend:

gayagendas:

yeahiwasintheshit:

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

shiftythrifting:

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